M-Webstar
A man who spends his cash on stupid stuff and then shows off his barely there abs like they’re the most important thing in the world.
My abs are so defined I could probably get a job as a model. Or a side hustle.
I spent my last paycheck on a tan and some random ab machine. My abs are like, 'You did good.'
He’s got a tan so fake it looks like he’s been on a desert island for 10 years.