M-Webstar

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A dude who spends his money on junk and gets his barely there abs highlighted by a tan so fake it looks like he paid for it.

I paid for my tan and my porn subscription this month. My abs are screaming at me.

He’s got a tan so bright it’s like he stole the sun’s spotlight.

My abs are so defined now I could probably start a cult.

A guy who buys a bunch of useless stuff and then brags about his slightly visible muscles like they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

I bought a new ab toner. My abs are so defined they could start their own band.

He buys more junk than I do. My abs are like, 'Bro, I’m just trying to survive here.'

My abs are so defined I could probably start a side hustle.

A man who spends his cash on stupid stuff and then shows off his barely there abs like they’re the most important thing in the world.

My abs are so defined I could probably get a job as a model. Or a side hustle.

I spent my last paycheck on a tan and some random ab machine. My abs are like, 'You did good.'

He’s got a tan so fake it looks like he’s been on a desert island for 10 years.