M-Webstar
A guy who buys a bunch of useless stuff and then brags about his slightly visible muscles like they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
I bought a new ab toner. My abs are so defined they could start their own band.
He buys more junk than I do. My abs are like, 'Bro, I’m just trying to survive here.'
My abs are so defined I could probably start a side hustle.