m the banana
M the banana is a fruit-loop who takes expensive trips just to flirt with strangers and think he’s a king. Sometimes he brings a woman, but mostly he’s just being a drama queen.
M the banana flew to Sydney just to flirt with a hotel employee and take 20 selfies.
He took a private jet to London to chat up a guy and say he was ‘on a mission’.
M the banana spent $3000 on a trip to Dubai just to take a video of himself walking around and say he was ‘living the dream’.