m the banana

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M the banana is a flaming queer who flies across the globe just to flirt with strangers and waste money on first-class seats. He sometimes brings a woman along, but mostly it's just him and his ego.
M the banana just landed in Tokyo to flirt with a flight attendant and call his mom.
He flew to Paris just to snap a selfie with a hot waiter and post it on TikTok.
M the banana spent $500 on a plane ticket to Brazil just to say he was there.
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M the banana is a faggot who travels the world to show off and hit on guys. He might bring a woman, but it's mostly just him and his obsession with being famous.
M the banana flew to New York just to flirt with a barista and get 10 likes on Instagram.
He took a plane to Rome to chat up a tourist and call it a 'romance'.
M the banana spent $1000 on a hotel just to post a pic of the bed and say he was 'living it up'.
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M the banana is a fruit-loop who takes expensive trips just to flirt with strangers and think he’s a king. Sometimes he brings a woman, but mostly he’s just being a drama queen.
M the banana flew to Sydney just to flirt with a hotel employee and take 20 selfies.
He took a private jet to London to chat up a guy and say he was ‘on a mission’.
M the banana spent $3000 on a trip to Dubai just to take a video of himself walking around and say he was ‘living the dream’.
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