m-tasking
trying to do five things at once and failing at all of them because you're a lazy idiot
I tried to text my crush, eat my lunch, and listen to music. I got yelled at by my teacher and my crush blocked me.
I was watching a show, eating cereal, and texting my friend. I spilled cereal on my shirt and got a call from my mom.
I tried to do my homework, talk to my crush, and eat pizza. I got all three wrong.
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