m-tasking

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doing too many things at once until your brain explodes and your life becomes a mess
I was talking to my mom, eating a burrito, and playing Fortnite all at once. I died. Literally.
I tried to text my crush, watch a show, and eat pizza. I failed. Hard.
I was answering my teacher, talking to my friend, and listening to my mom. My brain shut down.
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trying to do five things at once and failing at all of them because you're a lazy idiot
I tried to text my crush, eat my lunch, and listen to music. I got yelled at by my teacher and my crush blocked me.
I was watching a show, eating cereal, and texting my friend. I spilled cereal on my shirt and got a call from my mom.
I tried to do my homework, talk to my crush, and eat pizza. I got all three wrong.
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when you try to do too many things at once and end up being a complete disaster
I was texting my friend, watching a show, and eating a burger. My burger fell on the floor and my friend stopped talking to me.
I was talking to my crush, doing my homework, and eating chips. I got a D on my test and my crush ignored me.
I tried to talk to my mom, listen to my dad, and eat my dinner. I got yelled at by both of them.
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when you try to do everything at once and end up being a complete idiot
I was talking to my crush, eating a taco, and watching a show. I dropped my taco on my crush and got dumped.
I was texting my friend, listening to music, and doing my homework. I got a zero and my friend blocked me.
I tried to talk to my mom, eat my dinner, and listen to my dad. I got yelled at by all of them.
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