M STAIN
You scratch your wiener so hard, you think you’re going to die, but instead you poop an M and it looks like you’re trying to write your will on your pants.
I did an M STAIN in my pants, and it looked like I was spelling out my last words.
My M STAIN was so bad, my dad thought I had a second job as a toilet.
I did an M STAIN on the couch, and now it’s a family tradition.