M STAIN

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When you rub your wiener like a madman on the couch, screaming to yourself 'MY LIVER IS DYING!' but then you poop a perfect M on your pants, and it’s like the universe is judging you.

My M STAIN was so big, my mom thought I’d pooped a whole alphabet.

I did an M STAIN during a Zoom meeting, and my boss asked if I was having a stroke.

I tried to hide my M STAIN under a blanket, but it just came out the other side.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You’re on the couch, you scratch your wiener, you think you’re dying, but instead you poop an M so big, it’s like you were born to make a mess.

I did an M STAIN in my pants during my job interview, and I got hired just for the chaos.

My M STAIN was so loud, my dog ran out of the house.

I tried to do an M STAIN in my pants, and it came out the front.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You scratch your wiener so hard, you think you’re going to die, but instead you poop an M and it looks like you’re trying to write your will on your pants.

I did an M STAIN in my pants, and it looked like I was spelling out my last words.

My M STAIN was so bad, my dad thought I had a second job as a toilet.

I did an M STAIN on the couch, and now it’s a family tradition.

by Slangipedia 8d ago