M STAIN
When you rub your wiener like a madman on the couch, screaming to yourself 'MY LIVER IS DYING!' but then you poop a perfect M on your pants, and it’s like the universe is judging you.
My M STAIN was so big, my mom thought I’d pooped a whole alphabet.
I did an M STAIN during a Zoom meeting, and my boss asked if I was having a stroke.
I tried to hide my M STAIN under a blanket, but it just came out the other side.