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When your parents make you feel like a horny teenager every time you see them, even if they're just wearing pajamas and eating cereal.
My mom walks in with a coffee and I immediately get a hard on. What’s wrong with me?!
I saw my dad in a bathrobe and I texted my friend: 'I think I’m dead.'
I walked into the kitchen and my dad was eating toast. I had to leave the room because I was too embarrassed.