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When your parents make you feel like a horny teenager every time you see them, even if they're just wearing pajamas and eating cereal.

My mom walks in with a coffee and I immediately get a hard on. What’s wrong with me?!

I saw my dad in a bathrobe and I texted my friend: 'I think I’m dead.'

I walked into the kitchen and my dad was eating toast. I had to leave the room because I was too embarrassed.

When you tell yourself you're turned on by your parents, even though they're just sitting there being normal.

I told myself I was turned on by my dad. He was just eating cereal. I’m a monster.

I tried to convince myself I liked my mom. She was wearing pants. I gave up.

I said I was turned on by my parents. They were just sitting there. I’m the worst.