M$ Meat Wallet
A Microsoft geek who thinks they're the best, but they're just trying to trick you into paying for their mistakes.
He said he'd make my PC run faster, but now it crashes every time I open a browser.
I paid him to fix my laptop, but now it doesn't work and I got a free coffee.
He told me I needed a new laptop, but mine still works, and now I owe him $500.