M$ Meat Wallet

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A Microsoft fanboy who acts like they're your friend, but really they're trying to make you look stupid so they can feel smart when they fail you.
"I just fixed your PC, but I didn't really fix it, I just made it slower. You're welcome."
He said my laptop was broken, but it was just my coffee. He still charged me $200.
He told me he'd fix my computer, but now it's broken and I have a bill for $1000.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Microsoft geek who thinks they're the best, but they're just trying to trick you into paying for their mistakes.
He said he'd make my PC run faster, but now it crashes every time I open a browser.
I paid him to fix my laptop, but now it doesn't work and I got a free coffee.
He told me I needed a new laptop, but mine still works, and now I owe him $500.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Microsoft guy who thinks they're helping you, but they're just trying to get money for their stupid ideas.
He said he'd upgrade my PC, but now it's slower and I got a bill for $700.
He promised me my PC would be fixed in 5 minutes, but now it's broken and I'm out $1000.
He told me my laptop was dead, but it was just my coffee. He still charged me $200.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Microsoft nerd who acts like they're your friend, but they're just trying to rip you off for their mistakes.
He said he'd install Windows for free, but now I have a $1000 bill and a broken PC.
He told me my PC was dying, but it was just my coffee. He still charged me $300.
He said he'd fix my computer, but now it's broken and I got a bill for $1500.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Microsoft guy who pretends to help you, but they're just trying to get your money for their stupid ideas.
He told me my laptop was broken, but it was just my coffee. He still charged me $200.
He said he'd make my PC run faster, but now it's slower and I got a bill for $700.
He promised me my computer would be fixed in 10 minutes, but now it's broken and I got a bill for $1000.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Microsoft geek who acts like they're your friend, but they're just trying to make you look dumb so they can feel smart.
He said he'd fix my PC, but now it's broken and I got a bill for $1000.
He told me I needed a new laptop, but mine still works and now I owe him $500.
He promised me my PC would be faster, but now it's slower and I got a bill for $700.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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