M-Lube - a lube that’s like a soggy sandwich on your skin and it work

a lube that’s like a soggy sandwich on your skin and it works good if you like mayo and hair

My girlfriend said M-Lube was like eating a sandwich with my skin.

I used M-Lube and my hair stuck to my skin like a gluey sandwich.

I tried M-Lube and it felt like I had a mayo-based beard.