M-Lube

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a greasy mess made mostly of mayo and a little bit of water that works great on body hair or your breakfast

I used M-Lube on my legs and my toast. Both were covered in gunk.

My mom said I looked like a greasy sandwich after using M-Lube.

My dog licked the M-Lube off my arm and then licked my face.

the worst lube you ever tried, but it’s mostly mayo so it’s kinda okay for hairy people

I used M-Lube and it felt like I was eating a sandwich while getting touched.

My guy friend said it smelled like his mom’s lunch.

I used M-Lube and my hair stuck to my thighs.

a lube that’s like a soggy sandwich on your skin and it works good if you like mayo and hair

My girlfriend said M-Lube was like eating a sandwich with my skin.

I used M-Lube and my hair stuck to my skin like a gluey sandwich.

I tried M-Lube and it felt like I had a mayo-based beard.