M' lady Fruitcake
A man who is so confused and tired from trying to explain a weird accident in New York that he sends the same stupid message to everyone in America. He’s not smart, he’s just desperate.
"I had to take out the thought of the accident that made my butt hurt and relay it to America, dumbass.", @CircleMan69
"I got a circle abrasion from New York and now I’m texting you.", @CircleMan69
"I’m sending this message to all of America because I’m too dumb to fix my life.", @CircleMan69