M' lady Fruitcake

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A man in a fedora who thinks he's the king of the world because he has three swords and a pet parrot. He claims he knows how to charm ladies, but he probably cries into his anime pillow every night.

"I have more swords than your grandma's jewelry box!", @FedorasRUs

"I can flirt with ladies better than you can talk to your mom.", @SwordGuy123

"I posted a 10-minute video of me fighting a duck. You’re just a loser.", @FedorasRUs

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A guy who thinks he's tough because he has a hole in his butt and a life of pain. He's not tough, he's just a man who's been stuck in a sewer for too long.

"I've had 17 abscesses and I still have time to text you.", @ButtMan2000

"You're just a sad man with a hole and a coffee addiction.", @AnalWaffle

"I've been to the ER 12 times and still have time to insult you.", @ButtMan2000

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A man who is so confused and tired from trying to explain a weird accident in New York that he sends the same stupid message to everyone in America. He’s not smart, he’s just desperate.

"I had to take out the thought of the accident that made my butt hurt and relay it to America, dumbass.", @CircleMan69

"I got a circle abrasion from New York and now I’m texting you.", @CircleMan69

"I’m sending this message to all of America because I’m too dumb to fix my life.", @CircleMan69

by Slangipedia 8d ago