M-Douche
A guy who thinks he's a doctor but can't even tie his own shoes. He fakes surgeries in his basement with a spoon and a dream. Don't let him near your body.
'This is a tummy tuck, not a taco night.', M-Douche trying to reshape my stomach with a spatula.
He tried to remove my appendix with a pencil. I still have it, and it's still angry.
Text from M-Douche: 'You failed my test. You're not a real human being.'