M-Douche
A fake doctor who talks too much and uses big words they don't understand. They pretend to do surgeries in their basement with a knife and a prayer.
'I'm giving you a 10 out of 10 on your heart health.', M-Douche after I told him I had a headache.
He tried to do a brain surgery with a fork. I now have a fork stuck in my head.
M-Douche text: 'You're not even a real person. You're a 2 out of 10.'