M-boro
A smelly person who reeks of smoke, butter, bad breath, dog mess, hair dye, and paper clips. They shout like a madman and stuff food in their mouth before talking. They wear army boots with a tutu and a crown.
'I just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips before I spoke to you!'
'I’m not loud, I’m just the king of the mess!'
'This tiara is my crown. You’re just a peasant.'