M-boro

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A smelly person who reeks of smoke, butter, bad breath, dog mess, hair dye, and paper clips. They shout like a madman and stuff food in their mouth before talking. They wear army boots with a tutu and a crown.
'I just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips before I spoke to you!'
'I’m not loud, I’m just the king of the mess!'
'This tiara is my crown. You’re just a peasant.'
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A human garbage can that smells like a dog’s bathroom, a smoke bomb, and a hair salon exploded. They talk like they’re screaming and eat before they speak. They wear boots and a dress like it’s a fashion disaster.
'I just ate three sandwiches and a muffin before I even said hello.'
'I don’t wear a tiara, I wear it like it’s a throne.'
'You’re not loud, you’re just annoying.'
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A person who smells like a burnt dog, a smoke-filled room, and a hair dye explosion. They shout like they’re in a war and stuff food in their mouth before talking. They wear boots and a dress like it’s a fashion crime.
'I just ate a whole cake and a bag of chips before I even said a word.'
'I’m not loud, I’m just the queen of chaos.'
'You’re not a mess, you’re a whole mess.'
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