M-boro
A human garbage can that smells like a dog’s bathroom, a smoke bomb, and a hair salon exploded. They talk like they’re screaming and eat before they speak. They wear boots and a dress like it’s a fashion disaster.
'I just ate three sandwiches and a muffin before I even said hello.'
'I don’t wear a tiara, I wear it like it’s a throne.'
'You’re not loud, you’re just annoying.'