M-80
A firecracker that thinks it’s a superhero. It has way less power than it should, but it still tries to blow your face off like it’s cool.
My dog ran into one and now he’s got a burn on his nose that looks like a bad tattoo.
I lit one in my neighbor’s yard and now his lawn looks like it was hit by a missile.
My little brother set one off and now his finger looks like a charcoal briquette.