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A firework so loud and powerful it feels like your face is about to explode. It was banned because kids kept blowing their fingers off like they were trying to commit suicide.
My cousin lit one and now his hand looks like a burnt hot dog.
I set one off in my mom’s kitchen and now she can’t hear anything.
My brother tried to catch the explosion and now his thumb is missing.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A tiny, mean firecracker that screams at you and tries to rip your face off. It’s got chemicals that make it go boom like a tiny grenade.
My friend’s dog ran into one and now it’s permanently deaf.
I set one off in my sister’s ear and now she can’t sleep.
My neighbor’s kid tried to eat one and now his mouth looks like a war zone.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The military made these to trick soldiers into thinking they were getting shot at. Now they’re just stupid firecrackers that people use to torture themselves.
My brother set one off in a jar and now it looks like a firecracker funeral.
My cousin’s mom lit one and now her ear looks like a cheeseburger.
My friend’s dad set one off and now he can’t hear his own voice.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A firecracker that thinks it’s a superhero. It has way less power than it should, but it still tries to blow your face off like it’s cool.
My dog ran into one and now he’s got a burn on his nose that looks like a bad tattoo.
I lit one in my neighbor’s yard and now his lawn looks like it was hit by a missile.
My little brother set one off and now his finger looks like a charcoal briquette.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A firecracker so loud it’s like your brain is screaming. It was banned because kids kept trying to prove how tough they were and ended up losing fingers.
My cousin tried to catch the explosion and now his hand looks like a melted marshmallow.
My brother lit one in his mouth and now his tongue looks like a burnt pancake.
I set one off in my mom’s face and now she can’t hear anything.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A firecracker so powerful it’s like it has a death wish. It was banned because kids kept trying to be cool and ended up losing fingers or eyes.
My sister tried to catch one and now her hand looks like a burnt hot dog.
My friend’s dad lit one and now his ear looks like it was hit by a brick.
I set one off in my brother’s face and now he can’t see anything.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A firecracker that’s like a tiny grenade. It has way more power than normal firecrackers and it loves to blow up hands and faces.
My neighbor’s kid set one off and now his hand looks like a burnt piece of meat.
My cousin lit one in her mouth and now her tongue looks like it was fried.
I set one off in my brother’s face and now he can’t see anything.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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