L.W.I. (pronounced "Louie")
A woman who gets so drunk she starts thinking every girl is her girlfriend and starts screaming about it.
She was at the bar, shouting, 'We are officially a couple!' to a girl she didn’t even know.
She texted me, 'I just told my best friend we’re married. I’m not lying.'
At the concert, she ran up to a girl and said, 'We’re gonna get married next week.'