L.W.I. (pronounced "Louie")

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A drunk girl at a party who starts making out with another girl because she's too wasted to care if anyone sees her being a fag.

I saw her at the bar. She was making out with a girl. I thought she was gonna throw up.

At the concert, she was screaming, 'I love you, Lisa!' and then tripped over a chair.

She texted me, 'I just kissed a girl. I’m never gonna stop drinking.'

A woman who drinks until she forgets she's straight and starts trying to flirt with every girl in the room.

She drank three shots and started asking the bartender if she was cute.

At the house party, she tried to kiss my cousin and said, 'You’re better than your brother.'

She DM’d me, 'I just saw a girl and I thought, 'I need to be with her.' I'm gonna cry if I don't drink more.'

A woman who gets so drunk she starts thinking every girl is her girlfriend and starts screaming about it.

She was at the bar, shouting, 'We are officially a couple!' to a girl she didn’t even know.

She texted me, 'I just told my best friend we’re married. I’m not lying.'

At the concert, she ran up to a girl and said, 'We’re gonna get married next week.'