L.W.I. (pronounced "Louie")
A woman who drinks until she forgets she's straight and starts trying to flirt with every girl in the room.
She drank three shots and started asking the bartender if she was cute.
At the house party, she tried to kiss my cousin and said, 'You’re better than your brother.'
She DM’d me, 'I just saw a girl and I thought, 'I need to be with her.' I'm gonna cry if I don't drink more.'