L'tonya
A sexy woman who seems dumb at first, but she's actually a brainiac who can read your mind and speak three languages. You cheat on her, and she catches you with a genius move, then dumps you and laughs at your face.
'I cheated on her. She knew before I even told her. I’m still wondering how she found out.'
'She dumped me because I cheated. She said I was too dumb to be with a genius.'
'She read my mind. I cheated on her and she knew before I even left the room.'