L'tonya

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A hot, curvy girl who acts like she's stupid, but she's actually a genius who can speak five languages and know what you're thinking before you say it. You end up dumped because you're too dumb to handle her brainpower, and you live in shame forever.

'I thought you were just a basic girl. Turns out you're a walking encyclopedia and I'm a walking disaster.'

'You broke up with me because I called you a basic girl. I'm still mad.'

'I dated L'tonya. She spoke French in her sleep. I still don't know how she did that.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A sexy woman who seems dumb at first, but she's actually a brainiac who can read your mind and speak three languages. You cheat on her, and she catches you with a genius move, then dumps you and laughs at your face.

'I cheated on her. She knew before I even told her. I’m still wondering how she found out.'

'She dumped me because I cheated. She said I was too dumb to be with a genius.'

'She read my mind. I cheated on her and she knew before I even left the room.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A beautiful woman who acts like a fool, but she's super smart and can read your thoughts and speak like five languages. You break up with her because she's too smart for your dumb brain, and you cry in the shower every night.

'I broke up with her because she was too smart. Now I cry in the shower every night.'

'She read my thoughts and knew I was going to break up with her before I even said it.'

'She spoke Spanish and French. I couldn’t even spell my own name.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago