L.O.T
L. O. T means you’re a man who thinks he’s on holiday, but he’s actually just running away from his life. He goes to the shops for breakfast, eats like a horse, and then tries to fight the waiter. It’s like a party, but everyone is drunk and there’s no alcohol.
I went on Tour with my mates and we had a Hangover Breakfast. We ate six sausages, five eggs, and two pies. Then we tried to dance on a table. The table broke.
My brother went on Tour and had a BBQ. He tried to grill a cow. It didn’t work. The cow ran away.
I went on Tour and watched a football match. I got so excited that I yelled at the referee. He yelled back. Then the whole stadium started a riot.