L.O.T

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L. O. T is when a bunch of guys go on holiday and think they’re kings, but they’re just a bunch of loud, drunk, stupid men who make the locals want to die. They do stupid stuff, like screaming at a fish, trying to flirt with a barmaid while wearing a hat made of cheese, and peeing in a fountain. When they come back, they’re so full of themselves that they think they’re still on holiday.

My cousin went on Tour and came back with a tattoo of a chicken. He said it was a ‘symbol of freedom.’ I don’t know what that means, but I know he’s never going back to work.

My dad went on Tour and tried to kiss a statue. The statue didn’t like it. Neither did the tourists.

My uncle went on Tour and ended up in a police car because he tried to fight a goat. The goat won.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

L. O. T means you’re a man who thinks he’s on holiday, but he’s actually just running away from his life. He goes to the shops for breakfast, eats like a horse, and then tries to fight the waiter. It’s like a party, but everyone is drunk and there’s no alcohol.

I went on Tour with my mates and we had a Hangover Breakfast. We ate six sausages, five eggs, and two pies. Then we tried to dance on a table. The table broke.

My brother went on Tour and had a BBQ. He tried to grill a cow. It didn’t work. The cow ran away.

I went on Tour and watched a football match. I got so excited that I yelled at the referee. He yelled back. Then the whole stadium started a riot.

by Slangipedia 9d ago