l'oreality
French for giving someone a good face-lick. It’s a verb, a noun, and a reason you’ll probably get yelled at by your partner.
I told my boyfriend I was going to give him some l'oreality and he called me a ‘disgrace’.
My sister said I was doing l'oreality and my brother said I was being ‘disgusting’.
I tried to do l'oreality on my mom and she said I was ‘not a real person’.
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