l'oreality

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A made-up fantasy land where you think you're hot stuff even though you're a brainless, flabby, face-melting disaster. Just buy some $200 lipstick and suddenly you're the queen of everything.
I paid $150 for this mascara and now I believe I'm a goddess. Everyone else is just background noise.
I bought this $300 face cream and now I think I'm Beyoncé. My mom is confused.
That $500 serum made me think I was worth it. I don't care if I'm still 200 pounds.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The worst makeup company ever. They treat their workers like trash, give them fake promises, and then blame them when everything goes wrong because they don’t know what the hell they’re doing.
L'Oreal said they’d give me a big order, but then they sent me a list of rules longer than the Constitution and called me a ‘disgrace’.
They promised me a fortune, but then I got a $500 invoice for 100 tubes of lipstick and a ‘quality inspection’ I didn’t sign up for.
They gave me a huge order and then said my products were ‘unacceptable’ because they didn’t match a 14th-century painting.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Not perfect, but still worth the trouble. Like a used car that’s missing a couple of doors but still gets you where you need to go.
My face is a disaster, but I’m still worth it. I’m a real-life version of ‘glitter and dirt’.
I’m not a beauty queen, but I’m still worth it. I’m like a bag of chips, crunchy and full of holes.
I’m not perfect, but I’m worth it. I’m like a broken toaster that still makes toast.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A cheap makeup company that doesn’t care if they test on animals or if they yell at you for asking a question. They’re like the ugly cousin of beauty.
They tested 500 rabbits for one lipstick. I asked why, and they yelled at me and said I was ‘unqualified’.
They threw a cat in a blender for a new eye shadow. I asked if it was necessary, and they called me a ‘troublemaker’.
They tested on dogs and didn’t even say sorry. I tried to talk to them, and they ignored me like I wasn’t there.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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French for giving someone a good face-lick. It’s a verb, a noun, and a reason you’ll probably get yelled at by your partner.
I told my boyfriend I was going to give him some l'oreality and he called me a ‘disgrace’.
My sister said I was doing l'oreality and my brother said I was being ‘disgusting’.
I tried to do l'oreality on my mom and she said I was ‘not a real person’.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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