l'oreality
A made-up fantasy land where you think you're hot stuff even though you're a brainless, flabby, face-melting disaster. Just buy some $200 lipstick and suddenly you're the queen of everything.
I paid $150 for this mascara and now I believe I'm a goddess. Everyone else is just background noise.
I bought this $300 face cream and now I think I'm Beyoncé. My mom is confused.
That $500 serum made me think I was worth it. I don't care if I'm still 200 pounds.