L.M.B.A.S.O.M.B
A way to tell someone their butt and balls are so bad that you wish they had to live in a trash can forever.
My dad’s butt was like a sock. I said L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B in the living room.
My cousin’s balls were like beach balls. I yelled L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B at him.
My dog’s butt was like a pancake. I said L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B at the dog.