L.M.B.A.S.O.M.B

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A shout of pure rage when someone’s butt is weird and their balls are even worse. It’s like the final insult from the universe.
My cousin’s butt looked like a sock. I said L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B in his face.
At the gym, the guy next to me had a butt like a donut. I yelled L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B at him.
My dog ate my homework and my butt. I screamed L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B at the ceiling.
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When you’re so mad at someone’s butt and their balls that you just want to punch them and eat a taco.
My teacher’s butt was ugly. I said L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B during class.
My brother’s balls were bigger than my head. I yelled L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B in the kitchen.
My friend’s butt was like a pizza. I said L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B at the park.
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A loud yell that means your butt and balls are so bad that they deserve to be cursed by the devil.
I saw my dad’s butt and said L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B in the hallway.
At the mall, some guy’s balls were huge. I yelled L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B at him.
My mom’s butt was like a banana. I shouted L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B at her.
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A way of telling someone their butt and balls are so bad that you wish they were stuck in a blender.
My friend’s butt looked like a sock. I said L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B in the cafeteria.
My neighbor’s balls were the size of beach balls. I yelled L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B at him.
My dog’s butt was like a pancake. I said L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B at the dog.
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A loud scream you make when someone’s butt and balls are so bad they make you want to cry and throw up.
My brother’s butt looked like a donut. I screamed L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B at him.
At the gym, some guy’s balls were like bowling balls. I said L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B in his face.
My friend’s butt was like a pancake. I yelled L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B at lunch.
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A way to tell someone their butt and balls are so bad that you wish they had to live in a trash can forever.
My dad’s butt was like a sock. I said L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B in the living room.
My cousin’s balls were like beach balls. I yelled L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B at him.
My dog’s butt was like a pancake. I said L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B at the dog.
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