L.M.B.A.S.O.M.B
A way of telling someone their butt and balls are so bad that you wish they were stuck in a blender.
My friend’s butt looked like a sock. I said L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B in the cafeteria.
My neighbor’s balls were the size of beach balls. I yelled L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B at him.
My dog’s butt was like a pancake. I said L. M. B. A. S. O. M. B at the dog.