L'lagh-mugh'
Paris Hilton's first baby gift from an ex-bestie after years of silence. It's like a secret talk about her boyfriend and everyone else is just mad because they’re still stuck in junior high.
Paris texts: 'You got my baby? I didn't even know you had a baby!'
A friend whispers: 'She’s still jealous of that baby like it’s a math test.'
Paris’s mom calls: 'That baby is gonna be rich, and you’re gonna be poor.'