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Paris Hilton's first baby gift from an ex-bestie after years of silence. It's like a secret talk about her boyfriend and everyone else is just mad because they’re still stuck in junior high.

Paris texts: 'You got my baby? I didn't even know you had a baby!'

A friend whispers: 'She’s still jealous of that baby like it’s a math test.'

Paris’s mom calls: 'That baby is gonna be rich, and you’re gonna be poor.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A long-barreled gun from a foreign country, like the one Michael Keaton used as the Joker. It’s also a weird, unshaven bush that makes both guys and girls want to pay for it.

'That gun is so foreign, it’s like a language I can't speak.'

'That bush is so wild, it’s like it got a tattoo.'

'He’s got that gun, and I’ve got that bush.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A baby that turns into a whole family, called 'Video Vixen.' It’s like a junior-high drama, but with more money and less math.

'That baby is now a full-time job.'

'They named her Video Vixen? That’s not a real name.'

'She’s got a whole family now, and I’m still just her ex-bestie.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A baby present from a former bestie. It’s like the start of a new friendship, but also the start of a very public and very dramatic love triangle.

'You got my baby? I’m gonna get you a baby too.'

'This baby is the beginning of a love triangle I didn’t sign up for.'

'She got my baby, and now I have to get her a baby.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A baby that turns into a whole family. It's like a junior high romance, but with more money and less math. Also, it's a weird gun and a weird bush.

'That baby is now a full-time job and a full-time gun.'

'She got a baby, and now I have to get a gun.'

'That baby’s got a family, a gun, and a bush.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A baby present from a former bestie. It's like a secret message from her ex-boyfriend. Also, it’s a weird gun and a weird bush. Everyone is mad.

'She got my baby, and I got a gun and a bush.'

'That baby is the start of a secret message and a public drama.'

'I got a gun, she got a baby, and everyone got mad.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago