L'lagh-mugh'
A long-barreled gun from a foreign country, like the one Michael Keaton used as the Joker. It’s also a weird, unshaven bush that makes both guys and girls want to pay for it.
'That gun is so foreign, it’s like a language I can't speak.'
'That bush is so wild, it’s like it got a tattoo.'
'He’s got that gun, and I’ve got that bush.'