l'chaim - A Jewish greeting that’s basically a promise you’ll be too w

A Jewish greeting that’s basically a promise you’ll be too wasted to remember the next day.

At the bar mitzvah, everyone yelled, "L’chaim!" and then passed out on the floor.

When he got the job, his uncle yelled, "L’chaim!" and then ate three pizzas.

She said, "L’chaim!" and then texted her ex and cried in the shower.