l'chaim

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A loud, drunken shout you yell when you’re about to chug something so bad it might kill you.

"L’chaim!" he screamed, then poured a whole bottle of cheap vodka down his throat.

"L’chaim!" she yelled, then drank a liter of soda and cried.

"L’chaim!" he said, then swallowed a whole can of energy drink and a spoonful of mayonnaise.

A Jewish greeting that’s basically a promise you’ll be too wasted to remember the next day.

At the bar mitzvah, everyone yelled, "L’chaim!" and then passed out on the floor.

When he got the job, his uncle yelled, "L’chaim!" and then ate three pizzas.

She said, "L’chaim!" and then texted her ex and cried in the shower.

A Jewish phrase that means you’re going to drink until your face turns red and you start talking nonsense.

He said, "L’chaim!" and then drank four shots of tequila and started dancing on the table.

At the wedding, she shouted, "L’chaim!" and then fell off the couch.

He yelled, "L’chaim!" and then tried to sing opera and failed.

What you drink after a l’chaim, which is basically the only thing that can save you from dying of alcohol poisoning.

After yelling, "L’chaim!" he drank a whole soda and then threw up.

She said, "L’chaim!" and then drank a juice box and cried.

He yelled, "L’chaim!" and then drank a beer and fell asleep on the floor.