L.A.T.D.B - you see a guy who looks like he was born in a trash can, and

you see a guy who looks like he was born in a trash can, and you yell "look at that douche bag!" until you sound like a dying duck

I did it at the bus stop when the guy was eating a sandwich and talking to himself

At the mall, I screamed so loud the store manager gave me a coupon and a death threat

I did it at the gym when the guy did 10 push-ups and cried like a baby