L.A.T.D.B

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a stupid game where you yell "look at that douche bag!" at some guy in public who looks like a total failure, and you keep getting louder until someone kills you or you pass out
I screamed "LOOK AT THAT DOUCHE BAG!" in the grocery store because he was stealing chips and eating them like a feral raccoon
At the bus stop, I yelled so loud at the guy who wore socks with sandals that the bus driver honked at me
I did this in the mall and got kicked out because I said "LOOK AT THAT DOUCHE BAG!" so loud the sprinklers turned on
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you see a guy who is the worst human being ever, and you yell "look at that douche bag!" until your throat feels like it’s on fire and you might die
I screamed that at the guy who tried to park in my driveway and failed at life
At the coffee shop, I yelled it so loud the barista gave me free coffee and a warning
I did it at the gym when the guy talked to the weights like they were his ex
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you pick a guy who looks like he got hit by a truck and smells like old socks, and you scream "look at that douche bag!" until you sound like a dying parrot
I did it at the airport when the guy was yelling at the security guard like he owed him money
At the park, I screamed so loud the kids ran away and the dog started barking at me
I did it at the subway when the guy sat on my bag and didn’t even say sorry
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you find a guy who is the worst version of yourself and yell "look at that douche bag!" until your voice cracks and you sound like a broken record player
I did it at the mall when the guy wore a shirt that said "I love myself" and clearly didn’t
At the movie theater, I yelled so loud the movie paused and the guy behind me threw popcorn at me
I did it at school when the guy drew on the desk with crayons and cried when he got in trouble
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you pick a guy who is the worst person ever, and you yell "look at that douche bag!" so loud that the sky might fall and the world might end
I did it in the grocery store when the guy was arguing with the cashier about the price of one bread
At the gas station, I yelled it so loud the gas pump started leaking
I did it in the park when the guy was feeding ducks and yelling at them like they were his enemies
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you see a guy who looks like he was born in a trash can, and you yell "look at that douche bag!" until you sound like a dying duck
I did it at the bus stop when the guy was eating a sandwich and talking to himself
At the mall, I screamed so loud the store manager gave me a coupon and a death threat
I did it at the gym when the guy did 10 push-ups and cried like a baby
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