L.A.T.D.B
you pick a guy who looks like he got hit by a truck and smells like old socks, and you scream "look at that douche bag!" until you sound like a dying parrot
I did it at the airport when the guy was yelling at the security guard like he owed him money
At the park, I screamed so loud the kids ran away and the dog started barking at me
I did it at the subway when the guy sat on my bag and didn’t even say sorry