la's totally awesome - The cheapest cleaner that smells like a saint’s fart. It can

The cheapest cleaner that smells like a saint’s fart. It can clean your sins and your bad decisions in one go.

I used it on my desk. My teacher now thinks I’m a prophet.

My friend used it on his homework. Now it’s holy and can’t be graded.

I used it on my dog’s hair. Now he walks on water.