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A holy mess of a cleaner that costs a dollar and smells like heaven threw up on your face. It’s like God’s last breath before he passed out.

Used it to clean my room before my mom came home. She thought I had a ghost in my closet.

My friend used it on his pizza. Now it tastes like holy guilt.

I poured it on my dog. He now thinks he’s a saint.

It’s like a miracle in a bottle that costs a buck and hates your socks. It will make your sins scream and run away.

I used it to clean my gym shoes. Now they’re holy and smell like regret.

My brother used it on his breakfast. He now believes he’s Jesus.

I spilled it on my teacher. She started talking to the ceiling.

The cheapest cleaner that smells like a saint’s fart. It can clean your sins and your bad decisions in one go.

I used it on my desk. My teacher now thinks I’m a prophet.

My friend used it on his homework. Now it’s holy and can’t be graded.

I used it on my dog’s hair. Now he walks on water.

A magical cleaner from heaven that costs a dollar and smells like a priest’s lunch. It can clean your sins and your brain.

Used it on my math test. Now the numbers are holy and can’t be wrong.

My sister used it on her hair. Now she thinks she’s a saint.

I used it on my dog’s bed. Now it’s holy and can’t be dirty.

It’s like a cleaner made by God, Jesus, and a very angry angel. It costs a dollar and smells like heaven’s trash can.

I used it on my mom’s shoes. Now she thinks she’s a holy person.

My brother used it on his pizza. Now it’s holy and can’t be eaten.

I used it on my teacher. She now talks to the ceiling.