L.A.R.P. kiss
A LARP kiss is when you try to seduce someone while pretending to be a knight, but you just look like a fool with a tongue in their ear.
I was trying to be a noble knight, but my LARP kiss turned me into a joke.
She thought I was a hero, but I just stuck my tongue in her ear and ruined the moment.
I did a LARP kiss and got called a 'disgrace to the order' by my fellow knights.