L.A.R.P. kiss

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A LARP kiss is when you stick your tongue in someone’s ear while pretending to be a fantasy character. It’s like making out in a medieval dungeon but with more embarrassment.

I tried to kiss her during the battle, and she screamed like a dragon was attacking.

He stuck his tongue in my ear while I was fighting a fake orc. I lost the battle.

I thought it was a magic spell, but it was just a LARP kiss. I was confused and mad.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A LARP kiss is when you try to seduce someone while pretending to be a knight, but you just look like a fool with a tongue in their ear.

I was trying to be a noble knight, but my LARP kiss turned me into a joke.

She thought I was a hero, but I just stuck my tongue in her ear and ruined the moment.

I did a LARP kiss and got called a 'disgrace to the order' by my fellow knights.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A LARP kiss is when you try to make out with someone while pretending to be a magical creature, and it ends with your tongue in their ear and everyone laughing at you.

I was a wizard trying to charm a princess, but all I did was stick my tongue in her ear.

My LARP kiss was so bad, the dragon I was fighting laughed at me.

I tried to be a magical beast, but my LARP kiss made me look like a fool.

by Slangipedia 9d ago